There are several reasons why Hungary is not worth visiting, but there is not enough space for me to list all of them here. So let’s just see the top 8 reasons why you should never visit Hungary.
1) Reasons to never visit Hungary – It has the ugliest, most boring capital in the world
Obviously. Just look at some pictures of Budapest. It’s disgusting, isn’t it? Especially at night. And you can only do boring things there such as going to stupid concerts, silly exchibitons and cultural events. I mean, who on earth would want to go to a famous thermal bath in Budapest, just to sit in a sauna or relax in the hot water? It sounds horrible, doesn’t it?
2) Reasons to never visit Hungary – Its countryside is just as ugly as its capital…
I mean those “cute little houses” and boring historical buildings… Who would ever want to see those? And the dull horse shows in the Hungarian Puszta. They make me sick!
3) Reasons to never visit Hungary – The food is… inedible
And they look disgusting too…Why would anyone want to eat food that looks like these? Why would you want to eat something that’s called a ‘chimney cake’ or ‘bird’s milk’??
4) Reasons to never visit Hungary – Hungarian culture is dull and nasty
All the silly embroidered clothes, the ridiculous Hungarian folk dance, and the music…. I warn you! Don’t ever listen to Hungarian folk singers, such as Márta Sebestyén! You don’t want your ears to bleed, do you?
5) Reasons to never visit Hungary – There is absolutly no natural beauty in Hungary
There are no parks that you would enjoy walking in, no forests where you could enjoy the silence and fresh air, no panoramic views, no pretty lakes, no huge plains, no hills… nothing!!
6) Reasons to never visit Hungary – It’s cheap…
I mean, we all know that everything that’s cpeah is low quality as well. Don’t you agree? If I visit a country, I want to spend all my money on food, accommodation, transportation and services. I don’t want to find at the end of my trip that I still have money left.
7) Reasons to never visit Hungary – Hungarian men are ugly….
There are blonde guys, brunette guys, black haired guys, guys with and without beards, tall guys, short guys, long haired guys, short haired guys, bald guys, elegant guys, sporty guys… Why couldn’t they just stick to one look? This diversity won’t make them any prettier, that’s for sure!
8) Reasons to never visit Hungary – And lets not even mention women…
I mean you would never find a nice looking girl in Hungary… never ever ever…. Like ever. No!
I hope that this list has convinced you that Hungary is a a country you should never visit and you should definitely erase it from your bucket list (but I’m guessing it was never on it anyway…).
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